“katrina, huh? naughty.”

Things I refuse to pay for:

1. car wash

2. calendars

3. fly swatters

4. or anything else you can get for free as a promotional item at a bank

5. manicures/pedicures

Names people keep calling me at work:

1. Cain

2. Cade

3. Katrina

4. Christina

5. Pat

Ideas from husband in the last week:

1. “Let’s go to Alaska and suck gold off the ocean floor.”

2. “Can we get a military dog?”

3. “Let’s drive across Canada to get to Alaska.”

4.  “I would buy a lamb for our children and then eat it.”

5. “Let’s buy a helicopter.”

Things I yelled in the past week:

1. “STOP EATING POOP.”

2. “LORD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR DODGE MAGNUM.”

3. “SINCE HE’S A HIPSTER, I JUST ASSUME HIS WIENER WEARS A CARDIGAN.”

4. “THOSE LIBRARIANS ARE SUCH TRAMPS.”

5. “PREGNANT?  WITH A CHILD?”

Favorite bible verses to insert randomly into conversation:
1. “As for me and my house, we shall serve the lord.” : when asking husband to sweep kitchen floor.
2. “This is the day the lord hath made, rejoice and be glad in it.” : to infuriate a crabby friend
3. “I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me.” : when discussing the adoption of another kitty
4. “Judge not, lest ye be judged.” : as family braces themselves to sample my baking
5. “Jesus wept.” : when whiny husband complains about skim milk in the fridge.

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2 thoughts on ““katrina, huh? naughty.”

  1. Mom July 19, 2012 / 8:17 am

    Instead of another kitty, you could have your chincillas? hehe

    • domesticait September 13, 2012 / 5:30 pm

      but, you love them too much! i’m helping you from becoming an empty nester ….

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